
I bet Mitt Romney would take a joke too far.
he has. it’s called his campaign.
I never understand why people are upset when their text posts go viral
should we show her why
lets do it
This was the greatest thing I saw this morning.

My body is ready.
I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?
…it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple
omfg that person’s tumblr now
I WOKE UP HOME ALONE AND
THERE IS A DEERR IN MY HOUSE KJGKJKLLKJ I’M SCARED IT WON’T GO OUTSIDE NAD IT’S EATING MY DOGS FOOD
I’M SO GLAD YOU PEOPLE FIND THIS ENTERTAINING I’M GOING TO BE LATE FOR CHURCH
I’m not voting for president until one of the candidates promises to get rid of wasps