- A fact to make you feel old: Monsters Inc. was released 11 years ago.
so that others may see the world
Morgan.
19.
English major.
Anything else you want to know, go ahead and ask me. :P
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- black people: black pride!
- native people: native pride!
- latino people: latino pride!
- gay people: gay pride!
- white people: white pri- *stabbed and then burned alive*
bahahahamanchester really need to re-think their city merchandise
because right now they just look like the biggest my chemical romance fans on earth
I think this every time I’m in the city center.
Casablanca (1942)
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
i just
really like it when men push their sleeves up
or roll the sleeves of their button-ups to their elbows
i mean i really like it
really
I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
so after i saw the avengers
- these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
- girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
- girl 2: loki! duh!
- girl 1: uh no it was hulk
- girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
- girl 1: you're the weirdo!
- their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50THIS!
